My Life is A Drama Free Zone: Cellebrity Stupidity
I graduated highschool for a reason, and it wasn't to go to college.
January 29, 2008
Britney's mental? Who knew?
And it's back to my general rule of it's not actually fact until it hits the media. So now, I guess we can plaster the official fact category on the fact she's gone nutso. Granted the requisit grane of sault is required considering it comes from Ms. Walters, but… really, who's surprised? File this under 'grow up, or shut up', like everything else Britney in the last… oh, year or so, and let's get back to things that people care about. Like the US president. Oh, wait, never mind.
Did she receive special treatment? Survey says… quite probably yes! Why else, after all, would miss Lohan spend a grand total of 84 minutes in a cell for a DUI charge that'd quite probably wind anyone else up spending a whole lot more? Even Paris, for all her moronicness and being the reason for the creation of a whole new category on here, spent nearly a month behind bars for the same damn thing. Where's the fairness in that? And this be why I j ust have to say… only in America can you take a public shit and not get called out for it. Only in America.
You know she's getting exactly what she's after when now she's got a church pretty much begging for its members to send her love during her supposedly troubled period. Keeping in mind, of course, it's a troubled period she brought on herself. This is why I have to laugh at churches from time to time–they make her out like some fallen angel, some innocent thing who's just lost her way. News flash, folks–she was never all that innocent to begin with, nor was she ever that bright to begin with. And now she gets to realize, guess what–people thought you were just another teenaged drama queen in the beginning, and now you're proving it. Good job, moron of the year.
I gotta have a bit of a laugh at the comparison the priest at this church draws, though.
If she were your next-door neighbor in the same situation without the money and success, wouldn't you care about her problems? Wouldn't you pray for her and offer her support and encouragement?
Nope, not really. I wouldn't offer her or loan her squat, to be blatantly honest–I'd be very likely to either have it not returned or have it completely and totally wasted. I like to think I can get along with just about anyone. But not people who so openly make themselves out to be complete and total idiots, and then still manage to draw people's pity based solely on the fact they used to be famous and a somewhat not all that horrible singer. I saw it coming, and I can't say she didn't deserve it. Hey, maybe next time her and Paris can be cell mates…
If the intent is to keep something quiet, perhaps you shouldn't scream about it on camera?
Ah, Paris. If only you had a clue. But no, you seem to be having difficulty with locating your common sense. Only real explanation, isn't it, for pretty much acting about 13 and throwing one hell of a hissy fit over walking into a porno store and seeing posters of that stupid sex tape of hers on the wall. Now, personally, I was never a Paris Hilton fan–I rather thought she was a stupid tramp. Now, though, after pretty much taking notice that she's proven the number 1 rule about keeping things quiet correct, I've reached the conclusion that she's an immature, stupid tramp. An immature, stupid tramp who has just taken the Streisand effect to a whole new, real life level. You can look at Wikipedia for the definition, or check out Techdirt's website. One of its authors initially came up with that particular phrase referring to most moronic attempts to keep something shushed on the internet, only to have it wind up on about 50 billion places on the internet. Paris, my dear, you have made that list. Shall we define the real life version of the same to the Hilton effect?
Welp, it's official. After 82 miniutes, Nicole Richie's one free flake. If it were you or me, we'd get nailed with a year. Hell, if it were me, they'd nail me with a year and shoot the idiot who let me drive. The irony is, little missy Hilton spent a grand total of 3 weeks in the exact same place for the exact same thing. It must really, really be all kinds of awesome to have money.
You can thank Lindsay Lohan for answering my question. She has decided cellebrity stupidity deserves its own category, after this latest Hilton immitation. Maybe I'm wrong, but methinks 2007 is the year of the moron. Folks, this is why you see those shows that strongly advertise don't try this at home–if you're an average joe, it's irresponsible and you probably wind up in a whole huge lot of oh shit. If you're… oh, I dunno, Lindsay, you wind up with a slap on the wrist. And a jail sentence that's more like a stay at a luxurious hotel. Oh, wait, wrong dits. Moving on.
Update:
Looks like they found drugs on her, too, which she's promptly said aren't hers. Yup, I believe you. Honest.
