You Are Fairly Normal

You scored 40% normal on this quiz Like most people you are normal in some ways… But you aren't a completely normal person. You're a little weird too! Why You Are Normal: You think fishnet stockings are trashy You would rather be pale than tan You know a lot about a few subjects You prefer ruffled potato chips You would rather be an astronaut than a movie star Why You Aren't Normal: You don't keep up with your horoscope You'd rather have cockroaches than rats in your home When you're in a car, you prefer to be the passenger You don't think glasses make anyone more attractive You are no longer with your first love

I have no idea what's normal anyway. But I don't think you can put much faith in a quiz who's questions only ever have 2 answers. It's a 50/50 thing. I don't do well with 50/50. I don't do well with normal either. I blame anyone who isn't me.

You Are An Exclamation Point

You are a bundle of… well, something. You're often a bundle of joy, passion, or drama. You're loud, brash, and outgoing. If you think it, you say it. Definitely not the quiet type, you really don't keep a lot to yourself. You're lively and inspiring. People love to be around your energy. (But they do secretly worry that you'll spill their secrets without even realizing it.) You excel in: Public speaking You get along best with: the Dash

What Punctuation Mark Are You?

I'm, uh, scared to ask. So I'll just not.

Who You Should Vote For

Dennis Kucinich: 69% John Edwards: 56% Mike Gravel: 56% Ron Paul: 44% Barack Obama: 38% Hillary Clinton: 38% John McCain: 31% Fred Thompson: 25% Mike Huckabee: 25% Mitt Romney: 25% Rudy Giuliani: 19% Who you agree with on the war in Iraq: John Edwards, Dennis Kucinich, Mike Gravel, and Ron Paul Who you agree with on the economy: Hillary Clinton, Dennis Kucinich, and Mitt Romney Who you agree with on health care: Hillary Clinton and John Edwards Who you agree with on taxes: Dennis Kucinich Who you agree with on abortion: Hillary Clinton, John Edwards, Mike Gravel, Dennis Kucinich, Barack Obama, and Rudy Giuliani Who you agree with on gay rights: Ron Paul, Fred Thompson, and John McCain

Who Should You Vote For?

What James Means

You are fair, honest, and logical. You are a natural leader, and people respect you. You never give up, and you will succeed… even if it takes you a hundred tries. You are rational enough to see every part of a problem. You are great at giving other people advice. You are usually the best at everything … you strive for perfection. You are confident, authoritative, and aggressive. You have the classic "Type A" personality. You are confident, self assured, and capable. You are not easily intimidated. You master any and all skills easily. You don't have to work hard for what you want. You make your life out to be exactly how you want it. And you'll knock down anyone who gets in your way! You are friendly, charming, and warm. You get along with almost everyone. You work hard not to rock the boat. Your easy going attitude brings people together. At times, you can be a little flaky and irresponsible. But for the important things, you pull it together. You are the total package - suave, sexy, smart, and strong. You have the whole world under your spell, and you can influence almost everyone you know. You don't always resist your urges to crush the weak. Just remember, they don't have as much going for them as you do.

Way to superinflate my ego. Anyone wanna take a stab at just how accurate this is? Hint: it's not. I dare you to prove otherwise. Mwa!

You Are Definitely Not a Hippie

In fact, you're so conservative, you make George Bush look like Jerry Garcia. You're not big on experimentation or alternative lifestyles. Fringe ideas tend to freak you out. You're pretty suspicious of hippies - or anyone who sympathizes with them. As hippies would say, you are the establishment. You're part of the system… and proud of it.

Are You a Hippie?

You Should Be an Artist

You are incredibly creative, spontaneous, and unique. No one can guess what you're going to do next, but it's usually something amazing. You can't deal with routine, rules, or structure. You're easily bored. As long as you are able to innovate and break the rules, you are extremely successful. You do best when you: - Can work by yourself - Can express your personality in your work You would also be a good journalist or actor.

What Should You Be When You Grow Up?

Your Karaoke Theme Song is "Baby Got Back"

You're a total show off who is willing to risk looking like a fool to get a few laughs. In fact, you'll go for the cheap laugh if you need to… because it's better than no reaction! Your friends can count on you to get a party started, and you'll party hard until you can't remember their names. You're charismatic, charming, and a total character. With or without a few drinks in you. You might also sing: "I Touch Myself," "Oops I Did it Again," or "My Humps" Stay away from people who sing: "Candle in the Wind"

What's Your Karaoke Theme Song?

… I would have to be *very*, *very* hammered to sing either of those 3 'maybe' songs. And I'd still only do it at gun point.

There's Not a Violent Bone in Your Body

You're cool and collected, even when someone really gets under your skin. And while you don't blow up when you're angry, you know how to express your anger calmly. You don't bottle emotions up or let them get out of control. For you, violence would never be an option.

And it doesn't know me at all. I'm not abusive… but hey, if you deserve to get knocked around a little I'm not above it. Just piss off my family and we'll see.

You Are Not Prejudiced

Not only are you color blind, but you're also ethnicity blind, gender blind, and sexual orientation blind. You don't judge someone until you truly know them. And even then, you're probably reluctant to judge. You try to treat everyone equally. Everyone has a fair chance with you. Good job - there's not a prejudiced bone in your body.

Are You Prejudiced?

You've Been a Little Ruined by American Culture

Whether you live in the US or not, deep down you're a little American. And there's nothing wrong with loving American culture, but it may have negative effects on your life. Slow down and enjoy what you have. Reconnect with life's simple pleasures. You don't need to be in a consumerist rat race. Life's too short to overwork yourself!

There is nothing wrong with st acking up the credit, then planting a huge purchase in your living room. Or bedroom. I mean, after all–that's how my birthday present's coming to me.

Your Family Is 38% Dysfunctional

Your family isn't perfect, but everyone's pretty good at working things out. There's probably been a bit of family drama in your past… and who's to say it's over? As long as your family communicates openly and respects one another everything should be fine. Everyone in your family does love one another. They just may not be so good at showing it.

Is Your Family Dysfunctional?

Oh yeah–there's drama. Lots of it.

Your Life is Better Than 76% of All People

You really have things pretty good - so stop a minute and appreciate how great your life is. You likely have a cheery outlook, supportive friends, and plenty to keep you happily busy. You are usually content - and with good reason. You have a lot to be happy about. So when things don't go well, remember that you have it better than most people!

How Does Your Life Compare?

Happy St. Patrick's Day!

Here's a Crazy Irish Midget… (When He Starts to Look Good, Stop Drinking!) To: Patricia From: James

What Virtual St. Patrick's Day Gift Should You Give?

Travel Horoscope for Cancer

When you travel, you crave warmth and comfort. You want a vacation with a home-y feel, a great view, and wonderful weather. You should travel to: Fiji San Diego Cape Cod Greece Venice

What's Your Travel Horoscope?

What Your Hands Say About You

You are logical, analytical, and rational. You have good verbal skills. Flexible and broad minded, you can fit in to any situation. There's no telling where your life will take you. Brainy and intelligent, you are intellectual to the point of being incomprehensible. Your emotions tend to be relaxed and uncomplicated. You don't read too much into things.

What Do Your Hands Say About You?

You forgot smartass-ish. But oh well, no stupid quiz is perfect.

You Can Change Your Life

You've probably already improved your life a great deal, and you're no stranger to change. You're able to make very difficult changes in your life. It's all about state of mind. And even if you have some trouble changing, you're smart enough to get support or take a different approach. So go ahead and dare to make things better. You know you can do it!

Can You Change Your Life?

Yeah, I'd say moving out and getting a job in the same week is a pretty good example of change.

In 1983 (the year you were born)

Ronald Reagan is president of the US Sally Ride becomes the first American woman to travel in space Marines are killed when a TNT laden suicide terrorists blows up Marine headquarters at Beirut International Airport US Marines and Rangers invade the island of Grenada and evacuate hundreds of US citizens The Soviets shoot down Korean Airlines flight 007 The Internet Domain Name System was invented by Paul Mockapetris Ronald Wilson Reagan signs a bill creating Martin Luther King Day Baltimore Orioles win the World Series Washington Redskins win Superbowl XVII New York Islanders win the Stanley Cup Return of the Jedi is the top grossing film "Every Breath You Take" by The Police spends the most time at the top of US charts The A-Team and Webster premiere

What Happened the Year You Were Born?

What Your Dreams Mean…

Your dreams seem to show that you're a bit disturbed… but nothing serious. You may have a problem you're trying to work out in your sleep. Overall, you are very content in your life.

And now, I go to lunch.

You Get Enough Sleep

Although sometimes it make not feel like it on Monday morning… You are getting enough sleep. Want to sleep better? Try wearing socks to bed and turning your clock to where you can't see it.

I sure don't feel like I do at the end of my shift…

You Are 43% Addicted to the Internet

You're somewhat addicted to the internet - but who isn't? You can keep it under check, and you're by no means a hermit.

Are You Addicted to the Internet?

Your Birthdate: June 28

You don't just believe in love at first site - you've experienced it. You develop crushes pretty easily, but keeping your interest is another matter! You are very prone to love - hate relationships. Number of True Loves You'll Have: 1 Number of Times You'll Have Your Heart Broken: 6 You are most compatible with people born on the 1st, 10th, 19th, and 28th of the month.

I was officially born on the wrong day… this is so not me. Although, I hope it doesn't just mean the 21st of that particular month… *whistles*

You Are 24% Nerdy

You're a little nerdy, but no one would ever call you a nerd. You sometimes get into nerdy things, but only after they've become a part of mainstream culture.

How Nerdy Are You?

Your Dominant Thinking Style: Experimenting

You're all about looking at the facts, and you could always use more of them. You see life as your lab - and you're always trying out new things, people, and ideas. The master of mix and match, you're always coming up with unique combinations. You are good at getting a group to reach consensus.

What's Your Thinking Style?

Things I can do, a list by me:
Play piano and
Attempt to play guitar and
Sing fairly decently and
Be a sounding board for just about anyone and
Not actually strangle the stupid people that interfere with my life and
Make potentially life-altering and long-term decisions and not get oerly stressed about it and
Find a song for just about any mood/situation and
Write a song for most occasions and
Tell a lot about a person before they say a thing and
Do all of this while the overall pace of my life seems to pick up two-fold…

Not much to the list, but my brain is currently not functional enough to think anymore. All are encouraged to toss this up on their own blogs if they have one, or leave it in a comment. Or even both!

You Date Like a Woman

According to studies on dating, you date like a woman. You tend to take romance seriously, and you're not really out for a fling. A mental and emotional connection always comes first for you. And rushing the physical stuff is likely to turn you off. You're highly selective when it comes to dating, and some may say you're too picky. You know what you want, and when you find it, you're ready to commit.

Um… okay? I guess as opposed to the traditional stereotypical response… I… guess.

Your Summer Love Type is Go With the Flow

A great summer love may be in the cards for you … or not. You'll have a fantastic time this summer, taking what comes. What you want is flexible - what you'll get is up in the air. No matter what, you'll have fun - and maybe a few flings!

What's Your Summer Love Style?

Your Chances of Being a Multimillionaire: 68%

You have a good chance of being a multimillionaire. Better than most people. You simply have a natural knack for money and the personality for success.

Will You Be a Multimillionaire?

Your Dominant Intelligence is Musical Intelligence

Every part of your life has a beat, and you're often tapping your fingers or toes. You enjoy sounds of all types, but you also find sound can distract you at the wrong time. You are probably a gifted musician of some sort - even if you haven't realized it. Also a music lover, you tend to appreciate artists of all kinds. You would make a great musician, disc jockey, singer, or composer.

What Kind of Intelligence Do You Have?

List seven songs you are into right now. No matter what the genre, whether or not they have words, or even if they’re not any good, but the must be songs you’re really enjoying now. Post these instructions in your blog along with your seven songs. Then tag seven other people to see what they’re listening to.

Well, here goes. This will be random.

1. Don't Close Your Eyes


2. I do


3. Maybe Katie


4. Cell Block Tango (it's from a good movie, shush!)


5. Closing Time


6. Time of Your Life


7. Adicted

Now, who'll actually answer this sucker… that's a good question. Let's see…

• Erin


• Bruce (possibly?)


• Cheryl


• Mike


• Alyson


• Whitney


• And… the Pixie!

Your Attitude is Better than 70% of the Population

You have a good attitude. While a realist, you do see the positive side of most things. People love to be around you.

Until they piss me off. Then they discover what I've been saying for years. I'm a prick.

You Are Not Logical

Logic is obviously not a talent of yours Or maybe your brain is totally fried today Try again later!

Duh… I coulda told you that. Logic is for people who actually make sense. I never claimed to.

You Are 20% Slacker

You are anything but a slacker. You're truly a go getter. You never let laziness get in the way of living your life - and you can't stand to see it in others.

Well, that's one quiz with a bit of a problem. I likes me my lazyness, damn you. I just know better than to be sloblike about it.

Your Famous Last Words Will Be:

"What we know is not much. What we don't know is enormous."

What Will Your Famous Last Words Be?

You Are a Liberal for Life

You've got a bleeding heart - and you're proud of it. For you, liberal means being compassionate, pro-government, and anti-business. You believe in equality for every person, and you consider yourself universally empathetic. Helping others is not just political for you … it's very personal too.

Well, I sure as hell ain't conservative. But… liberal? That's pushing it a little. It's an American quiz, though, so I guess I should cut them a little slack. Although, I'm starting to develop a low opinion of politicians in general.

You Are 30% Psychic

You are barely psychic. Sure, you sometimes predict things… But is it a matter of luck? Or something more? Pay closer attention to your first intuitions You may be more psychic than you know!

Now, if we were talking psycho…

You've Experienced 32% of Life

You have the life experience of someone in their early 20s. You've seen some of what life has to offer - but you have a long ways to go.

I love it when a quiz knows me as well as me.

Your Geek Profile:

Fashion Geekiness: Moderate Gamer Geekiness: Low Geekiness in Love: Low Internet Geekiness: Low Music Geekiness: Low SciFi Geekiness: Low Academic Geekiness: None General Geekiness: None Movie Geekiness: None

How Geeky Are You?

There is nothing wrong with getting up in the middle of the night to check email. I mean, if you're not sleeping anyway…

Your Life Path Number is 1

Your purpose in life is to lead others. You have great drive and determination. Nothing is going to stand in your way. You seek out challenges and the spotlight. You'll take all the work - and all the glory. Status and success are important to you. You demand the best from everyone and everything. In love, you tend to take a protective role. You enjoy being the provider in relationships. You expect others to be like you, and as a result, you are often disappointed. A little selfish and vain, you always put yourself first. Remember, everyone already knows you're great - you don't need to remind them!

What Is Your Life Path Number?

… Yes I do, dammit!

Your German Name is:

Hanno Viktor

Well, I'm part German, so I… um… guess. I dunno. Just because I'm part German doesn't mean I know the language. I can barely wrap my head around French.

Slow and Steady

Your friends see you as painstaking and fussy. They see you as very cautious, extremely careful, a slow and steady plodder. It'd really surprise them if you ever did something impulsively or on the spur of the moment. They expect you to examine everything carefully from every angle and then usually decide against it.

How Do People See You?

… How the hell did it come up with that answer based on what I picked? Ah well. One of these days, those foolish quizes will learn not to ask a blind man what his favourite colour is, they will. Stupid quiz.

Your 2005 Song Is

Mr. Brightside by The Killers "It started out with a kiss How did it end up like this It was only a kiss, it was only a kiss" Let's just say you're happy to be done with 2005!

… I've never even *heard* of that song. As for happy to be done with 2005… I'll decide that when I'm employed.

Your Personality Profile

You are dreamy, peaceful, and young at heart. Optimistic and caring, you tend to see the best in people. You tend to be always smiling - and making others smile. You are shy and intelligent… and a very hard worker. You're also funny, but many people don't see your funny side. Your subtle dry humor leaves your close friends in stitches.

Surprisingly… accurate, for something I picked completely at random. Scared, now…

You Belong in the East Village

A little bit arty, a little bit punk - you seem to set trends that many people follow. It's likely that you're an academic of sorts, even if it's just on the weekends.

… Punk? Are they *trying* to insult me?