You Are Fairly Normal

You scored 40% normal on this quiz Like most people you are normal in some ways… But you aren't a completely normal person. You're a little weird too! Why You Are Normal: You think fishnet stockings are trashy You would rather be pale than tan You know a lot about a few subjects You prefer ruffled potato chips You would rather be an astronaut than a movie star Why You Aren't Normal: You don't keep up with your horoscope You'd rather have cockroaches than rats in your home When you're in a car, you prefer to be the passenger You don't think glasses make anyone more attractive You are no longer with your first love

I have no idea what's normal anyway. But I don't think you can put much faith in a quiz who's questions only ever have 2 answers. It's a 50/50 thing. I don't do well with 50/50. I don't do well with normal either. I blame anyone who isn't me.

You Are An Exclamation Point

You are a bundle of… well, something. You're often a bundle of joy, passion, or drama. You're loud, brash, and outgoing. If you think it, you say it. Definitely not the quiet type, you really don't keep a lot to yourself. You're lively and inspiring. People love to be around your energy. (But they do secretly worry that you'll spill their secrets without even realizing it.) You excel in: Public speaking You get along best with: the Dash

What Punctuation Mark Are You?

I'm, uh, scared to ask. So I'll just not.

Who You Should Vote For

Dennis Kucinich: 69% John Edwards: 56% Mike Gravel: 56% Ron Paul: 44% Barack Obama: 38% Hillary Clinton: 38% John McCain: 31% Fred Thompson: 25% Mike Huckabee: 25% Mitt Romney: 25% Rudy Giuliani: 19% Who you agree with on the war in Iraq: John Edwards, Dennis Kucinich, Mike Gravel, and Ron Paul Who you agree with on the economy: Hillary Clinton, Dennis Kucinich, and Mitt Romney Who you agree with on health care: Hillary Clinton and John Edwards Who you agree with on taxes: Dennis Kucinich Who you agree with on abortion: Hillary Clinton, John Edwards, Mike Gravel, Dennis Kucinich, Barack Obama, and Rudy Giuliani Who you agree with on gay rights: Ron Paul, Fred Thompson, and John McCain

Who Should You Vote For?

What James Means

You are fair, honest, and logical. You are a natural leader, and people respect you. You never give up, and you will succeed… even if it takes you a hundred tries. You are rational enough to see every part of a problem. You are great at giving other people advice. You are usually the best at everything … you strive for perfection. You are confident, authoritative, and aggressive. You have the classic "Type A" personality. You are confident, self assured, and capable. You are not easily intimidated. You master any and all skills easily. You don't have to work hard for what you want. You make your life out to be exactly how you want it. And you'll knock down anyone who gets in your way! You are friendly, charming, and warm. You get along with almost everyone. You work hard not to rock the boat. Your easy going attitude brings people together. At times, you can be a little flaky and irresponsible. But for the important things, you pull it together. You are the total package - suave, sexy, smart, and strong. You have the whole world under your spell, and you can influence almost everyone you know. You don't always resist your urges to crush the weak. Just remember, they don't have as much going for them as you do.

Way to superinflate my ego. Anyone wanna take a stab at just how accurate this is? Hint: it's not. I dare you to prove otherwise. Mwa!

You Are Definitely Not a Hippie

In fact, you're so conservative, you make George Bush look like Jerry Garcia. You're not big on experimentation or alternative lifestyles. Fringe ideas tend to freak you out. You're pretty suspicious of hippies - or anyone who sympathizes with them. As hippies would say, you are the establishment. You're part of the system… and proud of it.

Are You a Hippie?

You Should Be an Artist

You are incredibly creative, spontaneous, and unique. No one can guess what you're going to do next, but it's usually something amazing. You can't deal with routine, rules, or structure. You're easily bored. As long as you are able to innovate and break the rules, you are extremely successful. You do best when you: - Can work by yourself - Can express your personality in your work You would also be a good journalist or actor.

What Should You Be When You Grow Up?

Your Karaoke Theme Song is "Baby Got Back"

You're a total show off who is willing to risk looking like a fool to get a few laughs. In fact, you'll go for the cheap laugh if you need to… because it's better than no reaction! Your friends can count on you to get a party started, and you'll party hard until you can't remember their names. You're charismatic, charming, and a total character. With or without a few drinks in you. You might also sing: "I Touch Myself," "Oops I Did it Again," or "My Humps" Stay away from people who sing: "Candle in the Wind"

What's Your Karaoke Theme Song?

… I would have to be *very*, *very* hammered to sing either of those 3 'maybe' songs. And I'd still only do it at gun point.

There's Not a Violent Bone in Your Body

You're cool and collected, even when someone really gets under your skin. And while you don't blow up when you're angry, you know how to express your anger calmly. You don't bottle emotions up or let them get out of control. For you, violence would never be an option.

And it doesn't know me at all. I'm not abusive… but hey, if you deserve to get knocked around a little I'm not above it. Just piss off my family and we'll see.

You Are Not Prejudiced

Not only are you color blind, but you're also ethnicity blind, gender blind, and sexual orientation blind. You don't judge someone until you truly know them. And even then, you're probably reluctant to judge. You try to treat everyone equally. Everyone has a fair chance with you. Good job - there's not a prejudiced bone in your body.

Are You Prejudiced?

You've Been a Little Ruined by American Culture

Whether you live in the US or not, deep down you're a little American. And there's nothing wrong with loving American culture, but it may have negative effects on your life. Slow down and enjoy what you have. Reconnect with life's simple pleasures. You don't need to be in a consumerist rat race. Life's too short to overwork yourself!

There is nothing wrong with st acking up the credit, then planting a huge purchase in your living room. Or bedroom. I mean, after all–that's how my birthday present's coming to me.

Your Family Is 38% Dysfunctional

Your family isn't perfect, but everyone's pretty good at working things out. There's probably been a bit of family drama in your past… and who's to say it's over? As long as your family communicates openly and respects one another everything should be fine. Everyone in your family does love one another. They just may not be so good at showing it.

Is Your Family Dysfunctional?

Oh yeah–there's drama. Lots of it.

Your Life is Better Than 76% of All People

You really have things pretty good - so stop a minute and appreciate how great your life is. You likely have a cheery outlook, supportive friends, and plenty to keep you happily busy. You are usually content - and with good reason. You have a lot to be happy about. So when things don't go well, remember that you have it better than most people!

How Does Your Life Compare?

Happy St. Patrick's Day!

Here's a Crazy Irish Midget… (When He Starts to Look Good, Stop Drinking!) To: Patricia From: James

What Virtual St. Patrick's Day Gift Should You Give?

Travel Horoscope for Cancer

When you travel, you crave warmth and comfort. You want a vacation with a home-y feel, a great view, and wonderful weather. You should travel to: Fiji San Diego Cape Cod Greece Venice

What's Your Travel Horoscope?

What Your Hands Say About You

You are logical, analytical, and rational. You have good verbal skills. Flexible and broad minded, you can fit in to any situation. There's no telling where your life will take you. Brainy and intelligent, you are intellectual to the point of being incomprehensible. Your emotions tend to be relaxed and uncomplicated. You don't read too much into things.

What Do Your Hands Say About You?

You forgot smartass-ish. But oh well, no stupid quiz is perfect.

You Can Change Your Life

You've probably already improved your life a great deal, and you're no stranger to change. You're able to make very difficult changes in your life. It's all about state of mind. And even if you have some trouble changing, you're smart enough to get support or take a different approach. So go ahead and dare to make things better. You know you can do it!

Can You Change Your Life?

Yeah, I'd say moving out and getting a job in the same week is a pretty good example of change.

In 1983 (the year you were born)

Ronald Reagan is president of the US Sally Ride becomes the first American woman to travel in space Marines are killed when a TNT laden suicide terrorists blows up Marine headquarters at Beirut International Airport US Marines and Rangers invade the island of Grenada and evacuate hundreds of US citizens The Soviets shoot down Korean Airlines flight 007 The Internet Domain Name System was invented by Paul Mockapetris Ronald Wilson Reagan signs a bill creating Martin Luther King Day Baltimore Orioles win the World Series Washington Redskins win Superbowl XVII New York Islanders win the Stanley Cup Return of the Jedi is the top grossing film "Every Breath You Take" by The Police spends the most time at the top of US charts The A-Team and Webster premiere

What Happened the Year You Were Born?

What Your Dreams Mean…

Your dreams seem to show that you're a bit disturbed… but nothing serious. You may have a problem you're trying to work out in your sleep. Overall, you are very content in your life.

And now, I go to lunch.

You Get Enough Sleep

Although sometimes it make not feel like it on Monday morning… You are getting enough sleep. Want to sleep better? Try wearing socks to bed and turning your clock to where you can't see it.

I sure don't feel like I do at the end of my shift…

You Are 43% Addicted to the Internet

You're somewhat addicted to the internet - but who isn't? You can keep it under check, and you're by no means a hermit.

Are You Addicted to the Internet?

Your Birthdate: June 28

You don't just believe in love at first site - you've experienced it. You develop crushes pretty easily, but keeping your interest is another matter! You are very prone to love - hate relationships. Number of True Loves You'll Have: 1 Number of Times You'll Have Your Heart Broken: 6 You are most compatible with people born on the 1st, 10th, 19th, and 28th of the month.

I was officially born on the wrong day… this is so not me. Although, I hope it doesn't just mean the 21st of that particular month… *whistles*

You Are 24% Nerdy

You're a little nerdy, but no one would ever call you a nerd. You sometimes get into nerdy things, but only after they've become a part of mainstream culture.

How Nerdy Are You?

Your Dominant Thinking Style: Experimenting

You're all about looking at the facts, and you could always use more of them. You see life as your lab - and you're always trying out new things, people, and ideas. The master of mix and match, you're always coming up with unique combinations. You are good at getting a group to reach consensus.

What's Your Thinking Style?

Things I can do, a list by me:
Play piano and
Attempt to play guitar and
Sing fairly decently and
Be a sounding board for just about anyone and
Not actually strangle the stupid people that interfere with my life and
Make potentially life-altering and long-term decisions and not get oerly stressed about it and
Find a song for just about any mood/situation and
Write a song for most occasions and
Tell a lot about a person before they say a thing and
Do all of this while the overall pace of my life seems to pick up two-fold…

Not much to the list, but my brain is currently not functional enough to think anymore. All are encouraged to toss this up on their own blogs if they have one, or leave it in a comment. Or even both!

You Date Like a Woman

According to studies on dating, you date like a woman. You tend to take romance seriously, and you're not really out for a fling. A mental and emotional connection always comes first for you. And rushing the physical stuff is likely to turn you off. You're highly selective when it comes to dating, and some may say you're too picky. You know what you want, and when you find it, you're ready to commit.

Um… okay? I guess as opposed to the traditional stereotypical response… I… guess.

Your Summer Love Type is Go With the Flow

A great summer love may be in the cards for you … or not. You'll have a fantastic time this summer, taking what comes. What you want is flexible - what you'll get is up in the air. No matter what, you'll have fun - and maybe a few flings!

What's Your Summer Love Style?

Your Chances of Being a Multimillionaire: 68%

You have a good chance of being a multimillionaire. Better than most people. You simply have a natural knack for money and the personality for success.

Will You Be a Multimillionaire?

Your Dominant Intelligence is Musical Intelligence

Every part of your life has a beat, and you're often tapping your fingers or toes. You enjoy sounds of all types, but you also find sound can distract you at the wrong time. You are probably a gifted musician of some sort - even if you haven't realized it. Also a music lover, you tend to appreciate artists of all kinds. You would make a great musician, disc jockey, singer, or composer.

What Kind of Intelligence Do You Have?

List seven songs you are into right now. No matter what the genre, whether or not they have words, or even if they’re not any good, but the must be songs you’re really enjoying now. Post these instructions in your blog along with your seven songs. Then tag seven other people to see what they’re listening to.

Well, here goes. This will be random.

1. Don't Close Your Eyes


2. I do


3. Maybe Katie


4. Cell Block Tango (it's from a good movie, shush!)


5. Closing Time


6. Time of Your Life


7. Adicted

Now, who'll actually answer this sucker… that's a good question. Let's see…

• Erin


• Bruce (possibly?)


• Cheryl


• Mike


• Alyson


• Whitney


• And… the Pixie!

Your Attitude is Better than 70% of the Population

You have a good attitude. While a realist, you do see the positive side of most things. People love to be around you.

Until they piss me off. Then they discover what I've been saying for years. I'm a prick.

You Are Not Logical

Logic is obviously not a talent of yours Or maybe your brain is totally fried today Try again later!

Duh… I coulda told you that. Logic is for people who actually make sense. I never claimed to.

You Are 20% Slacker

You are anything but a slacker. You're truly a go getter. You never let laziness get in the way of living your life - and you can't stand to see it in others.

Well, that's one quiz with a bit of a problem. I likes me my lazyness, damn you. I just know better than to be sloblike about it.

Your Famous Last Words Will Be:

"What we know is not much. What we don't know is enormous."

What Will Your Famous Last Words Be?

You Are a Liberal for Life

You've got a bleeding heart - and you're proud of it. For you, liberal means being compassionate, pro-government, and anti-business. You believe in equality for every person, and you consider yourself universally empathetic. Helping others is not just political for you … it's very personal too.

Well, I sure as hell ain't conservative. But… liberal? That's pushing it a little. It's an American quiz, though, so I guess I should cut them a little slack. Although, I'm starting to develop a low opinion of politicians in general.

You Are 30% Psychic

You are barely psychic. Sure, you sometimes predict things… But is it a matter of luck? Or something more? Pay closer attention to your first intuitions You may be more psychic than you know!

Now, if we were talking psycho…

You've Experienced 32% of Life

You have the life experience of someone in their early 20s. You've seen some of what life has to offer - but you have a long ways to go.

I love it when a quiz knows me as well as me.

Your Geek Profile:

Fashion Geekiness: Moderate Gamer Geekiness: Low Geekiness in Love: Low Internet Geekiness: Low Music Geekiness: Low SciFi Geekiness: Low Academic Geekiness: None General Geekiness: None Movie Geekiness: None

How Geeky Are You?

There is nothing wrong with getting up in the middle of the night to check email. I mean, if you're not sleeping anyway…

Your Life Path Number is 1

Your purpose in life is to lead others. You have great drive and determination. Nothing is going to stand in your way. You seek out challenges and the spotlight. You'll take all the work - and all the glory. Status and success are important to you. You demand the best from everyone and everything. In love, you tend to take a protective role. You enjoy being the provider in relationships. You expect others to be like you, and as a result, you are often disappointed. A little selfish and vain, you always put yourself first. Remember, everyone already knows you're great - you don't need to remind them!

What Is Your Life Path Number?

… Yes I do, dammit!

Your German Name is:

Hanno Viktor

Well, I'm part German, so I… um… guess. I dunno. Just because I'm part German doesn't mean I know the language. I can barely wrap my head around French.

Slow and Steady

Your friends see you as painstaking and fussy. They see you as very cautious, extremely careful, a slow and steady plodder. It'd really surprise them if you ever did something impulsively or on the spur of the moment. They expect you to examine everything carefully from every angle and then usually decide against it.

How Do People See You?

… How the hell did it come up with that answer based on what I picked? Ah well. One of these days, those foolish quizes will learn not to ask a blind man what his favourite colour is, they will. Stupid quiz.

Your 2005 Song Is

Mr. Brightside by The Killers "It started out with a kiss How did it end up like this It was only a kiss, it was only a kiss" Let's just say you're happy to be done with 2005!

… I've never even *heard* of that song. As for happy to be done with 2005… I'll decide that when I'm employed.

Your Personality Profile

You are dreamy, peaceful, and young at heart. Optimistic and caring, you tend to see the best in people. You tend to be always smiling - and making others smile. You are shy and intelligent… and a very hard worker. You're also funny, but many people don't see your funny side. Your subtle dry humor leaves your close friends in stitches.

Surprisingly… accurate, for something I picked completely at random. Scared, now…

You Belong in the East Village

A little bit arty, a little bit punk - you seem to set trends that many people follow. It's likely that you're an academic of sorts, even if it's just on the weekends.

… Punk? Are they *trying* to insult me?

You Are Internal - Realist - Powerful

You feel your life is controlled internally. If you want something, you make it happen. You don't wait around for things to go your way. You value your independence and don't like others to have control. You are a realist when it comes to luck. You don't attribute everything to luck, but you do know some things are random. You don't beat yourself up when bad things happen to you… But you do your best to try to make your own luck. When it comes to who's in charge, it's you. Life is a kingdom, and you're the grand ruler. You don't care much about what others think. But they better care what you think!

The Three Dimension Luck and Power Test

It's so true…

Your 1920's Name is:

Americo Alfredo

I think this belongs in the list of Mexican names. Neh?

Your Dating Purity Score: 87%

You are an innocent dater. You're either lacking in dating experience or have had a long serious relationship. Either way, there's still plenty of fish in the sea out there for you to sample!

And once I find me some employedness, I'll go a-looking. Until then, well… we shall just see who's looking for me. Or I'll sit on my rear and watch TV. That sounds like a better option.

You Are 100% Brutally Honest

The truth hurts, especially when it comes from you. You don't mince words, and you probably take this result as a huge complement.

I love it when quizes are that easy to fill out. Answers did not require thought.

What Your Face Says

At first glance, people see you as warm and well-balanced. Overall, your true self is moody and dynamic. With friends, you seem thoughtful and interested in ideas. In love, you seem like a huge flirt. In stressful situations, you seem selfish and moody.

What Do People Think Of Your Face?

Selfish? Moody? Well, I guess occasionally. Anyone who says they arent's a liar, though. IT's a fact of life, if an unfortunate one.

Your Blogging Type is Unique and Avant Garde

You're a bit … unusual. And so is your blog. You're impulsive, and you'll often post the first thing that pops in your head. Completely uncensored, you blog tends to shock… even though that's not your intent. You tend to change your blog often, experimenting with new designs and content.

It's been reading my entries on redesign, I swear. … But I don't do it often! … Sorta?

You Are Apple Red

You're never one to take life too seriously, and because of it, you're a ton of fun. And although you have a great sense of humor, you are never superficial. Deep and caring, you do like to get to the core of people - to understand them well. However, any probing you do is light hearted and fun, sometimes causing people to misjudge you.

… Apple? Okay…

You Are Beer!

You don't need to get totally wasted when you hit the bars. More of a social drinker, you just like to have fun with your friends. And as long as the beer keeps flowing, you're a happy camper. But don't mix things up: "Beer Before Liquor, Never Been Sicker!"

It's so true… I'd know. *smiles innocently*

You Are Sunrise

You enjoy living a slow, fulfilling life. You enjoy living every moment, no matter how ordinary. You are a person of reflection and meditation. You start and end every day by looking inward. Caring and giving, you enjoy making people happy. You're often cooking for friends or buying them gifts. All in all, you know how to love life for what it is - not for how it should be.

Cooking… me… haha… yeah, could happen. And what's this sunrise thing? There'd better be at least 2 cups of coffee with that sunrise.

You Have Your Sarcastic Moments

While you're not sarcastic at all times, you definitely have a cynical edge. In your opinion, not all people are annoying. Some are dead! And although you do have your genuine moments, you can't help getting your zingers in. Some people might be a little hurt by your sarcasm, but it's more likely they think you're hilarious.

Teehee… now I want a car.

You Are 20% Normal

You sure do march to your own beat… But you're so weird, people wonder if it's a beat at all You think on a totally different wavelength And it's often a chore to get people to understand you

Me? Weird? Naw… couldn't be. *snicker snicker*

You Have a Melancholic Temperament

Introspective and reflective, you think about everything and anything. You are a soft-hearted daydreamer. You long for your ideal life. You love silence and solitude. Everyday life is usually too chaotic for you. Given enough time alone, it's easy for you to find inner peace. You tend to be spiritual, having found your own meaning of life. Wise and patient, you can help people through difficult times. At your worst, you brood and sulk. Your negative thoughts can trap you. You are reserved and withdrawn. This makes it hard to connect to others. You tend to over think small things, making decisions difficult.

Me? Spiritual? Ha… yeah, could happen. I could buy my way out of going to hell, too.

You Are an Iced Coffee

At your best, you are: hyper, modern, and athletic At your worst, you are: cheap and angsty You drink coffee when: you're out with friends Your caffeine addiction level: medium

Iced coffee? Ewww! Though I do likes me some coffee. Medium caffeine addiction… heh… the pile of coke cans sitting on the desk next to me would beg to differ.

You Are a Dreaming Soul

Your vivid emotions and imagination takes you away from this world So much so that you tend to live in your head most of the time You have great dreams and ambitions that could be the envy of all… But for you, following through with your dreams is a bit difficult You are charming, endearing, and people tend to love you. Forgiving and tolerant, you see the world through rose colored glasses. Underneath it all, you have a ton of passion that you hide from others. Always hopeful, you tend to expect positive outcomes in your life. Souls you are most compatible with: Newborn Soul, Prophet Soul, and Traveler Soul

Um… kay. Dunno how that came from some of my answers… but apparently, it works, so… not complaining! Except for the part about the newborn soul. What the hell?

You Are Likely a Second Born

At your darkest moments, you feel inadequate. At work and school. you do best when you're evaluating. When you love someone, you offer them constructive criticism. In friendship, you tend to give a lot of feedback - positive and negative. Your ideal careers are: accounting, banking, art, carpentry, decorating, teaching, and writing novels. You will leave your mark on the world with art and creative projects.

So close… but no! First born, sorry.

I've been accused of worse.

You Are 8% Sociopath

You're empathetic, loyal, and introspective. In other words, there's no way you're a sociopath… but you can spot one pretty easily!

Are You A Sociopath?

You are an Atheist

When it comes to religion, you're a non-believer (simple as that). You prefer to think about what's known and proven. You don't need religion to solve life's problems. Instead, you tend to work things out with logic and philosophy.

That'll teach you people to call me a Christian! LOL

See? Couldn't have an accent. I'm too general.

Your Theme Song is Beautiful Day by U2

"Sky falls, you feel like It's a beautiful day Don't let it get away" You see the beauty in life, especially in ordinary everyday moments. And if you're feeling down, even that seems a little beautiful too.

And for effect…

You Are A Friendly Ex

You and your ex are just friends - great friends really. (At least that's what you keep telling yourself!) While civility is a good thing, make sure you're not secretly wanting more…

Or at least, we probably would be if we talked. Ah well.

Your Mexican Name Is…

Don Elieis

I should introduce myself to some girl using that name. Bet it gets more of a reaction than just James. LOL

You Are 7 Up

Understated and subtle, people warm up to you slowly. But once they're hooked, they can't imagine going back to anyone else! Your best soda match: Diet Coke Stay away from: Mountain Dew

… Ewww. I can't stand either. But… I guess the description suits me. Including the staying away from diet coke. Staying far, far, far away.

 

You Are a Losing Lottery Ticket!

Full of hope and promise. But in the end, a cheap letdown.

What Crappy Christmas Gift Are You?

Why didn't the thing just say "You're a piece of shit!"? LOL

Your Scholastic Strength Is Deep Thinking

You aren't afraid to delve head first into a difficult subject, with mastery as your goal. You are talented at adapting, motivating others, managing resources, and analyzing risk. You should major in: Philosophy Music Theology Art History Foreign language

The last one told me I should be a lawyer. Ah well. I'm still too poor to do any of the above.

People Envy Your Confidence

You have the attitude and self esteem to take on anything. Failure is beyond not an option for you - it doesn't even cross your mind. People envy your ability to take on any challenge … and they're secretly afraid you think you're better than them. You don't. You're just sure of yourself.

Hmmm. Guess that works. =)

You Are 60% Weird

You're so weird, you think you're *totally* normal. Right? But you wig out even the biggest of circus freaks!

But I *am* normal… *sniff sniff*

You are 53% Gemini

I… um… *guess* that's a good thing… hmm.

Your Seduction Style: Sweet Talker

Your seduction technique can be summed up with "charm" You know that if you have the chance to talk to someone… Well, you won't be talking for long! You're great at telling potential lovers what they want to hear. Partially, because you're a great reflective listener and good at complementing. The other part of your formula? Focusing your conversation completely on the other person. Your "sweet talking" ways have taken you far in romance - and in life. You can finess your way through any difficult situation, with a smile on your face. Speeding tickets, job interviews… bring it on! You truly live a *charmed life*

What Kind of Seducer Are You?

Hmm. Not sure what to think of this one.

You Have A Type B+ Personality You're a pro at going with the flow
You love to kick back and take in everything life has to offer
A total joy to be around, people crave your stability.

While you're totally laid back, you can have bouts of hyperactivity.
Get into a project you love, and you won't stop until it's done
You're passionate - just selective about your passions

Do You Have a Type A Personality?

I like quizes that don't make me want to strangle someone half to death. This one made it onto my like list.

You Are 4% Obsessive

You're less prone to obsessive thoughts than the rest of the world… While you do get hung up from time to time, you're excellent at clearing your mind.

Hm. I think I like that result. Unless it's trying to call me abnormal. Then it's a bastard child.

On Average, You Would Sell Out For

$1,123,950

Hear that? Pay up, cheapscapes!

You Are Bud Light

You're not fussy when it comes to beer. If someone hands it to you, you'll drink it. In fact, you don't understand beer snobbery at all. It all tastes the same once you're drunk! You're an enthusiastic drinker, and you can often be found at your neighborhood bar. You're pretty good at holding your liquor too - you've had lots of experience.

Well, I suppose. I don't particularly care for bud llight, but… eh.

You Should Get a JD (Juris Doctor)

You're logical, driven, and ruthless. You'd make a mighty fine lawyer.

A quiz never lies!

Your Personality Is Like Alcohol

You're the life of the party, a total flirt, and probably a pretty big jokester. Sometimes your behavior gets you in trouble, but you still remain socially acceptable. You're a pretty bad driver, and you're dancing could also use a little work!

Flirty? Me? Hm… could happen. I could be employed, too. Oh, and… enough with the driving comments. Everyone already knows I can't drive worth a crap. Nothing whatsoever to do with the blindness, I swear!

You Should Be a Science Fiction Writer

Your ideas are very strange, and people often wonder what planet you're from. And while you may have some problems being "normal," you'll have no problems writing sci-fi. Whether it's epic films, important novels, or vivid comics… Your own little universe could leave an important mark on the world!

What Type of Writer Should You Be?

I'll start… um… uh… well… after I sleep. Maybe. Possibly?

This so beats Quizilla's stupidity.

How evil are you?

PURE EVIL…you like the darkness and nothing else. if you had the chance you would never go out into the sun/light. your like a vampire or you could be a demon depends on what you want to be.
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You have an innocent soul. You have that childish innocence that so few have. That spark of hope for goodness. Some people call it faith, I would call it naivety. Colours: Yellow and pink.Stone: Diamond.Planet: Venus.Element: Light.Mythical creature: Angel.PLEASE RATE HIGH AND MESSAGE!
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What the fuck? Yellow and pink weren't even the colours I picked. Of course, I have no damn clue what vampires had to do with anything.

What makes you happy?(great pix,honest results)

The thing that makes you happy,even though you might not realise it is LOVE and caring. You like to spend quiet time at home with you family or hang with your friends. You're a very emotonal person and you cant possibly survive without love in your life.You're really funloving and can make most people laugh (i kinda envy you for that),you also probably have tons and tons of friends not to mention all the people who envy you secretly and will try to invade your private life, if you let them too close - and all that just because you're such a nice person.Watch out though - a person such as you is very vulnerable when it comes to trusting. Don't over do it…as optimistic a you are, in reality there are many treators. In love you can only find happyness with someone opposite to you (like..character i mean). He/she'll complete you in a unimaginable way and make you feel truly special and unique. If you find that person, the two of you'll be like Cindarella and her prince charming.Good luck and please rate if you liked the result.
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Hm. Let's see. Crappy english, this quiz is bordering on girly, and some of the questions, IMO anyway, didn't really make sense. But that's just me. Stupid quiz…

Your Bumper Sticker Should Be

Barbie is not a slut - her legs won't open

Hm. And this came up when I said I didn't *have* a car. Stupid quiz.

You would be a…. A Black Magic Demon.

Your hunger for Power and Acknowledgement still burns in your soul.
You like to cause fights so others will notice your well being and power, and because you like challenges.

What kind of demon would *you* be? I can already answer that for a few people… *cough cough*

How are you going to die?

bloody death: you have had a good life, but obviously, someone didn't like you. They decided to rip out your intestines and hang you from the ceiling by them. It happens to the best of us…
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Something about this amuses me. But I've admited to being a *little* twisted.

What Is Your Role In A Relationship? (Male and Female, detailed results with Anime Pics!)

You are Submissive

You are one of those people who is prepared to just sit in the background of things, listening but not participating. Often people know your face but not your name, which is a shame because you have a lot of love and devotion to give.

You struggle with relationships sometimes because you don't always know how to be around people. Though you may be academically incredibly intelligent, you have trouble thinking for yourself. You need someone to tell you exactly what they want, as hints and subtleties tend to go straight over your head.

When you find the one for you, you are entirely dedicated to them. You put them on a pedestal and worship them from afar, often not acting on your feelings. If you are lucky enough to have someone come over and tell you that they want to be with you, then you are likely to stay with them forever.

Most compatible with: The Controlling

The Controlling love to boss people around, and would make it painfully clear what they want you to do. They like having someone to click their fingers at, so you are a match made in heaven. They aren't going to give you subtle hints that you will miss, they will just tell you exactly what they want, when they want it, and how. They will never elevate you from you position in the shadows (which suits you just fine!) instead using you to elevate themselves. Some people wouldn't stand for this but as you want nothing more than to see your partner happy, you will be perfectly content with this lot.

Least compatible with: The Hopeless Romantic

Much like you, the Hopeless Romantic wants to worship someone, but whereas you like giving all that attention, you certainly don't like receiving it. You aren't comfortable with being in the spotlight, and the Romantic won't just let you sit in their shadow where you like to be.

Your song is: Eric's Song, 12 Stones


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Submissive? Me? This is a fantasy quiz, right?

What Soda are you?

You are a sprite! Sweet and a follower, you do what you friends do alot, but are extremely kind and generous!
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… I am not!

 

What mood do you live by?

You live by happiness. Free spirited, you always have a friend by your side. You will live with you r soulmate through your golden years.
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Well, wasn't expecting *that* result. Figures with a quiz that short.

What type of kisser are you?

You are very passionate. You like giving soft, gentle, sweet, and loving kisses. The kind where you could make the girl in your arms melt. Good job!
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*blush*